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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?

me: that information is confidential

fffricative:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

merelyafleshwound:

luciferisasexybagofdicks:

iepidemic:

hotapplestrider:

twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

rejecting hitler from art school

holy shit

electing george bush twice

hooking up with taylor swift

giving the westboro baptist church internet access


Furbies.

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natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

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blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

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New shoes #converse#black&white#outdoors

New shoes #converse#black&white#outdoors

Did someone say Quidditch tournament? #quidditch#harrypotter#snitch#broomsup

Did someone say Quidditch tournament? #quidditch#harrypotter#snitch#broomsup

Fox for @thejackbass #3d#origami#fox

Fox for @thejackbass #3d#origami#fox

Happy hour @thejackbass #starbucks#sunnysunday#thinmint#snickers#outdoors#studying

Happy hour @thejackbass #starbucks#sunnysunday#thinmint#snickers#outdoors#studying