mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.